What's wrong, Bubba? You lost?

Here, maybe this will help:

• Home - The root of all this evil.
  • Site Map - This page, silly.
  • About Us - More than you ever wanted to know about Teresa and Fred.
  • FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) - Answers to frequently asked questions about this website.
  • Copyright Information - Site copyright information.
  • Privacy Policy - Site privacy policy information.
• Stuff Rescued From Previous Incarnations of This Website
  • Adventures of the Weenie Men - Keyboard jockeys should probably stay out of the woods.
    • The First Annual Weenie Man Expedition - On which the name "Weenie Men" was first coined.
      • The First Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 2)
      • The First Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 3)
      • The First Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 4)
    • The Second Annual Weenie Man Expedition
      • The Second Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 2)
      • The Second Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 3)
      • The Second Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 4)
    • The Third Annual Weenie Man Expedition - On which the Order of the Tarp originated.
      • The Third Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 2)
      • The Third Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 3)
      • The Third Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 4)
    • The Fourth Annual Weenie Man Expedition
      • The Fourth Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 2)
    • The Fifth Annual Weenie Man Expedition
      • The Fifth Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 2)
      • The Fifth Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 3)
      • The Fifth Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 4)
      • The Fifth Annual Weenie Man Expedition (page 5)
    • The Sixth Annual Weenie Man Expedition
    • Subsequent Weenie Man Expeditions
  • Sometimes, It's More than Just the Luck of the Irish - Every Saint Patrick's Day, I take my wife fishing. Every Saint Patrick's Day, she kicks my butt.
  • The Fine Art of Planning a Wedding - Boldly tinkering with a perfectly happy relationship, we finally decide to get married.
    • The Big News
    • The Date
    • The Place
    • The Wedding Party
    • The Dress
    • Fred's Ring
    • Teresa's Rings
    • The String Trio
    • Napkins and Bows
    • We Need Professional Help
    • I'm Freaking Out!
  • A Christmas Tradition - The story of one man's cruelty to innocent christmas trees.
• Yapping from 2003
  • July
    • The Heartbreak of OCWR (Obsessive-Compulsive Website Redesign) - I've redesigned this site. Again.
  • August
    • Confessions of a Geek Packrat - I can't seem to throw anything away, including useless software.
    • Microsoft^® Windows^® Hacking 101 - You, too, can hack Windows with a worm like MSBlaster.
  • September
    • Ya-Hoo! Mountain Dew! - I finally come out of the closet.
  • October
    • Hmmm. I seem to have slept through October.
  • November
    • What I Do (Not to be Confused With Who I Am) - Ever wonder what I do to earn enough money to support my website habit? Here's the story.

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