The image above will update about every 10 seconds as long as I've got our camera turned on. If the time stamp on the image doesn't change, then the camera is likely off. A man's got to have some privacy every once in a while, don't you know?

If you'd like to surf on to other places, but would still like to keep an eye on us, you may open a small viewing console.

If no image ever loads, you may be using an older browser that doesn't support JavaScript (or, you may have JavaScript disabled). If so, you may open a really simple viewer that should be compatible with any browser. However, this simple viewer displays a new image only once every 30 seconds or so.

So, go ahead - gawk at us. But, please remember that the camera adds 10 pounds. (Of course, that big old plate of biscuits and gravy I ate last night may have also added a pound or two.) And, please don't tell me I look like Billy Bob Thorton's character Carl in the movie Slingblade. I've already been told that, and consider such remarks unnecessary flattery. "Alright, then."

I'll ocasionally move the camera around to various places in our house. To clear up any confusion this may cause, I've prepared a Hey Y'all, Wa' 'Chis Viewing Guide to help explain what you're seeing.

For folks wondering how that webcam image miraculously appears on the screen, I've prepared a long, drawn out explaination of how my webcam software works, and all the trouble I ran into along the way.

Direct comments, questions, compliments, and death threats to fred@DumbSoutherner.com.

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